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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Birthday salutations

Dear UK
Today is Darling Daughter's birthday.

Now everyone please, after 3...........3! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Darling Daughter and now a Wonderful Mummy too....ooo, happy birthday to you..... yea, woo xxxxxxxxx








This is the first birthday I have missed for my baby and it feels most odd. I know she's a grown up but that's not the point. In our family, birthday's and Christmas are big celebrations and if I'm honest a feel a little sad and even guilty that I'm not there so can we please all send messages of happiness, celebrations and other such wonders?? Thank you

Yikes, I know you'll skin me alive for publishing the photo but in my defence, to me it's as beautiful to me for my reasons as it is to Father of the Boy who took it for his reasons. We both love you and The Boy........

Oh Darling Daughter I feel we are almost in role reversal! Just know that no matter how old we become and what life shows us, I will always love you and feel grateful that I was given the opportunity of being your Mum xxxx

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Life, Love and cochineal

Dear UK

I LOVE life......

Dear USA

I LOVE your lands, your folk, your military, your everything.....

Dear All
I awoke this morning to rain. And I loved it. I am a very happy bunny this morning..........sigh

Broad horizons



This is the sky I saw 2 nights ago when I parked in CVS Pharmacy car park..........

Again.................why would I not want to be here

THE mountain......



This is the Epiphany Mountain in Tucson. Can you see why I have to be here? Do you get it? Do you?

If anything summed up a solid part of my life it is this.

I find it emotional just looking at it.........

I was driving back from Tombstone earlier and was thinking that nearly a million people see this sort of thing on a daily basis. But actually it's not is it. It's like me in Leatherhead in Surrey, UK. It's there, I know it's there and if I don't appreciate it every single day it doesn't matter cos I know it's there for tomorrow if I need it.

But I want to see this view every day

Oh and I peed just by those rocks, but you can't see that and the deadly rattlesnakes are hibernating at the moment. Phew, that's a relief then.........

A postal service



This is the Post Office in Historic San Anonio, just opposite from the Alamo.

How gorgeous is this?! Wouldn't you just love to go in here everytime to post your letters??

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Texas


The Riverwalk in San Antonio.....

An American Plantation




An American Plantation, and the one I stayed in.....


And the bedroom....

Creole



A Creole Plantation in Louisiana

New Orleans - Katrinaville


Sorry about this can only seem to post one pic per post. So lots to troll through.

I hope you can blow up the size of the pic and then you can see the markings on the front of the house. This is a house attacked by Katrina. It's not that bad in appearance but make no mistake this house is completely uninhabitable.

The cross is marked and the date it was inspected is on the top bit, the body count is onthe bottom bit. There were a lot of zeros which was the only comforting bit about it.

It's like a scifi set, a ghost town.

New Orleans - positive


Dear UK

Here goes, trying to post a pic!

Happy New Orleans! Flea market just off Bourbon Street

Monday, November 27, 2006

Bearing arms

Dear UK

Fed and watered now just off to find a Fedex (have to ship some of this stuff home..) and then off...well actually have no idea at this precise moment. A little cooler here today so probably a good day to climb another mountain. Or might try and see the 'new' Great Room at Karchner Caverns. Oh I dunno, tell you later.....

Had a delightful buffet lunch with Mara yesterday. Phew these places know how to throw a spread! The waiter at the restaurant was the same man who served me when i first came to Tucson 7 years ago, cept he''d aged. Then it occured to me that I'd aged also! I rushed off to the loo (ahem, rest room in American) and stared at my reflection. NO! It can't be. Ooooh it's true......

I'm just the same as I was 7 years ago.......
Ha, who freaking cares what I look like. I actually don't. Guess that's what 7 years later does for you!

Anyway, after my blow out, I had to leave Mara and get back to my hotel and rest on the bed for a hour or so. Mmmm could have been those Mimosa's ......

That evening after a walk around the block. Well okay, my bedroom, I popped into the business center at the hotel to use a pc. They have 2 here and the room is hot and smelly, so you only spend a few minutes on the computers I suspect. Anyway got chatting to another Airforceman. He'd been to Oxford for 4 months and was familiar with London, Oxford and the English way. We had a drink at the bar and rambled on and on about the little differences. Didn't realise there were so many.... Anyway it was good to talk. No that's BT's answer isn't it. It was just pleasant to chat to someone who knew what petrol was.

I'm learning fast that these very nice young men are not exactly liberal..........

Oh yeah and earlier that day I asked one of the leaders, what do they call them, Sarg? Maybe Sir, Captain, General, oh I don't know. Anyway we were both in the lift, ooops sorry elevator, and I asked a favour. I need to download the pictures on my camera and did he have anyone with a laptop that could help me cos I can't do it on the hotels pc as they haven't got the software and won't let me download it. He marched me off, no he did, he said, walk this way and did a funny walk. So I did too. Others laughed. So did he, which was a relief. Then he asked me if I was from Arkansa (How DO you spell that?!) I said oh, no, England. He laughed and I realised they do have a sense of humour....(oops sorry humor) So hopefully I should be able to sort the pics out today. Look don't go expecting much, I think I'm only in 2 and I doubt whether I'll show those.

I'm very impressed with the size of fruit in the US. Oh and what is to me, the reasonable cost of food and gas. Although I do seem to have much gas after yesterday's buffet.......

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Bond

Dear UK
Sun is shining and so is my hair.......

Some of the lads have arrived back from their extended duties. Jim Bob, Jimbo, Jimmy whatever, isn't back til tonight. Got stood up last night, call to arms and all that. Who'd be a services sweetheart? Not me, I'm the one that dictates not good ole Bush. Damn man he gets everywhere.......

Anyway whilst Jimmy went off to crack corn I decide to go out still to have my steak and see the film as planned. So I went to a place called Pinnacle Peak which is a themed steakhouse in a Western village just off Tanque Verde Road here in Tucson. I understand it's a sort of chain as I overheard other guests talk of the ones in Scottsdale and San Diego.

Anyway I had a Cowgirl dinner. Basically TBone steak, beans and bread. Oh yeah I had a baked potato and a Margharita (yes I use an 'h'). Well I had a lot of stares, getting kinda used to it now. It's the 'woman on her own' thing that seems to make some people a tad uncomfortable. I just smile broadly and carry on.

Anyway, the steak. Cos I was on my own and not likely to see any of those good people again, I chowed down good and proper. Getting in and amongst the bone and chewing and sucking on it was de-lish-us. I seemed to offend one table nearby as one of the men was staring almost jaw open for most of the time. A lady, whom I guess was his partner, kept hitting him and glaring at me as if I was performing in a porn flick.

You know me, it just made me worse........

I ate my supper, enjoyed the atmosphere, wiped my face clean and stode into the village outside. Old western style shops and even a shoot out.

Having walked off my dinner, well not really but I felt a quick shimmy round the place might help, I jumped in the car and headed off to the cinema. Or theatre as they say here in America. Guess that's from the days of picture theatre....

Wantd to see Deck the HAlls but didn't want to have to wait the 35 mins so I went in to see Casino Royale. I thought it might be nice to hear the English language again........ sorry you lovely Americans!

Do you know what, I liked it! Yep, I liked it. The first Bond since Sean Connery that I've liked. How weird was that! I know the hype was against this Bond but I think he's good. He looks like he can actually do the stunts, that he can take care of himself and others. Believable, finally. Not a prissy little pouting prat who I know I could punch out. Oh and he's fit too, with a twinkle in his crystal clear blue eyes. Who'd have thought it, me finding a blonde man attractive!

The downside; the theme song. Who the hell was that?! Weak song and definitely too weak a voice. It needs real power. Oh and 'The Girl'. Weak too I'm afraid. Were they trying to make sure no one else was stunning so that it all helped this new Bond keep the screen? He's an actor so his presence was strong anyway.

Watching a film in the States is always an experience. BE FUCKING QUIET! They do love their action movies clearly. And why not just take a nibble inside, why take a whole meal? Go and eat afterwards, everywhere is so cheap, what's the problem? Oh yeah, you all have to do everything NOW!

Right at the last minute a man jumped into the seat beside me and munched, very noisily, candies, popcorn etc. AHHHHHHHH

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Gentlemen prefer blondes

Dear UK

My Merrells are great, didn't want to take them off and I stood in front of the mirror for ages just know trying to work out if they went with my navy and white spotted skirt and navy top. They didn't......

They are sooooo comfortable, they really fit my feet.

Okay, hair now blonde! Had one of those small differences with the English language......

Well actually I'm not blonde persay, just 'improved' highlights and different base colour all lead to an overall blondy effect. I am accepting of so much these days that being 'blonde' doesn't faze me. In fact I quite like it. Wonder if my Airforceman will.............

They're all on a new shift thing, 48hrs straight. Guess it challenges their stamina and devotion to duty. Can't tell you what they're doing as they will probably have to kill me and stuff my body under the freeway. Fancy telling me at all, I didn't have to know the truth. Now I'm a blinking target for even more nutters!

Back to my hair....... I've developed over the past 4 hours a worrying affliction of tilting my head to one side, touching my hair and smiling doe eyed. What does THAT mean???!!!!

Off to eat a cow tonight. I'm yearning for a thick huge enormous juicy steak. God I'm salavating just thinking of it right now. Don't think I can wait another couple of hours. By the time I get my steak I'll end up devouring it with my hands and and stuffing into my face a la Henry V111 (8th, that looks silly), blood and sinew hanging off my chin. I'll love it, just not sure my dinner date will.......

Well, pictures. I have many. I have the cable AND adapter to get them off the camera and onto the pc. But..... I don't appear to have a CD writer on the hotel's pc. Now what? Well I'm waiting for my Airforcemen to come back and see if they can sort it.

Right see ya later, just off for a Bloody Mary first. God knows why, don't really like vodka and really don't like tomato juice. xxxx

Washing the blues away....

Dear UK

I'm banishing the Blues......by banishing the grey (or gray if you're American)

Just off to the hairdresser, back later to catch up, hoping my new Merrells will aid my sprint.....

love ya xx

Friday, November 24, 2006

Bashful but not a bandit

I've spotted it. The Bashful Bandit. (see entry under Lee Allured in About Me in www.pinkicing.co.uk)

I've become friendly with one of the waiters here called Curtis. Gorgeous,but gay. So great fun! Not sure I'll be able to get him to come to the Bashful Bandit with me, but we're going out to a few hotspots. Oh and the Airforce chappie i met last night, drat I forgot his name, oops how embarrasing, well not sure he'll be able to come to The Bashful Bandit either.

Ho hum, looks like a solo visit then. Better get my 'don't f**k with me' face ready......

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Thanks for giving me this holiday

Dear UK

A very Happy Thanksgiving and all that!

Shall be eating turkey shortly. Have been invited to Marah's for the day but have decided to stay at the hotel and meet up later. I met Marah on my first vist to Tucson a few years back. (Can't say when cos i can't remember!) We actually met on Thanksgiving then and she's been Thankful ever since....ba boom! It was Thanksgiving and I was in a hotel lobby and she was trying to 'rescue' a bird that kept flying at the window. I actually thought she was a mad woman but I'm learning fast that Americans have quite a few quirks.........

Anyway that's what I'm doing today.

Forgot to say, yesterday when I was coming down the mountain I managed to get a big cactus thing stuck in my ankle. I looked down and instantly pulled it out. Should have taken a picture. Took a picture of the after effect. It didn't hurt that much. I remember thinking as I was pulling the thing out, 'I think this should hurt........'
What with the mozzie and no-see-um bites, and the cactus attack my legs are beginning to resemble a poster for an Essex Girl's Night Out. Oh God so sorry all of you in Essex, you know i love you, just stereotyping cos i'm turning into a political nightmare.........

Last night I didn't go to bed. I went to my room, drank water then went out to a show. The Gaslight Theatre on Broadway. Great little place. Seats are booked 6 weeks in advance but the very nice lady in the booking office sold me an aisle seat. i had absolutely no idea what to expect.

Inside it's set up like an old western vaudville saloon. The tables are crammed tight and decked in red check 'easy wipe' tablecloths. I was seated in a chair hugging the aisle. Waitresses come round and take your food and drink order and about 15 mins into the show, pass around baskets of popcorn. I had a Pepsi. Mainly cos I didn't fancy my chances of balancing a plate of food on my lap in the dark whilst wearing my only halfway decent skirt and top........

The show was brilliant, local people doing a family spoof musical called Christmas in the Big Apple. I managed to get a lots of the jokes and at one point seeing all the male leads as Elvis Santas had me doubled over laughing and wiping tears from my eyes.

At the end of the show they did 'Happy Birthday' to a few people who stood up and whooped as the crowd cheered and the waitresses ran over with ice cream cones, the same 'welcome' to a few out of towners from Ohio and Idaho. No they wouldn't. They couldn't...... could they? Nah.
And now can we have a hearty welcome.....
Oh God please no......
'to a visitor...'
my heart starts to pound
surely they can't mean.....
'Tanie Thorne....'
Oh Hells Bells
'from England in the UK'

The crowd doesn't cheer.

What does that mean, panic panic Mr Mannering....

A loud low 'ooooo' resonates through the place.

'And where is she?'

Oh what do I do now?

My hand goes up as others did

The place erupts into applause and 3 waitresses rush over with ice cream cones. The lights are bright and my face is bright red. I'm ushered by 2 of the waitresses to stand up and take a bow. Oh Lordy, somehow I am not ready for this.

I click into work mode and smile confidently (no teeth mind you!) and project a clear 'thank you'.

The place erupts again.

I sit down, the lights dim and I shake as I pretend to try and eat my ice cream with confidence. Mmm, cookies and cream...

It was a fabulous night, definitely a place to visit if you're in Tucson.

If yer happy and you know it.....

Dear UK

hic....I'm squiffy....hic

I'm staying in a room that has one of those keys to the top floor with complimentary breakfasts and evening drinks and canapes. Well forget canapes, I have stuffed my face and feel I've eaten a meal, you know the Americans and their portions (oops sorry, going a bit ooo err Matron then thinking about the Airforce...). Now what was I saying, oh yes portions. Oops sorry went off again....

Anyway the food they had described as canapes was anything but. It was a feast of a buffet. I'm completely full and will not need an evening meal. Oh and mor to the point I'd better go and lie down cos the free drinks are a killer as well. I had a beer last night and the lovely lady mixed me a Margharita this evening. Oh boy, the words are appearing blurred even with my glasses on. Bloody hell, I did only have one and didn't finish it all either. Phew.....

Today I climbed a mountain.

No seriously, I did.

I want to let Karen L know that the small rucksack that she dislikes came in very very handy. No doubt what it was really meant for eh??! Thank you Bianca, in fact I do believe that's why you bought it for me.

Anyway move on move on. God I'm drunk. Can't see the keyboard now. Oh no that's because I haven't got my glasses on.

Okay, back to the mountain.

It was huge. It was the same mountain I had my epihany, no hang on, my ephany, blast, ephiphany, oh bugger. Epifany. Oh sod it you know what I mean, one of those life shattering moments of clarity when everything falls into place and you know your purpose. That sort of moment.

Anyway back to the mountain....

It was 80degrees in Tucson today and I think you'll find it was a whole lot hotter up there amongst the cactus and clouds. Hang on, isn't more than one cactus a cacti? Is a group of cactus, cacti? Can I call several cactus a group? Oh bother and darnation, i don't know.

So, back on the mountain....

It was hot, very hot. But I took 2 bottles of water, a banana and an opened bag of crisps from yesterday's lunch at Beyond Bread. OH it was just yummy, just as good as I had remembered. Beyond Bread, not the opened bag of crisps.

So I took a steep climb, in my shorts, sunglasses so no one would recognise me, and my rucksack. My suitable footwear was a pair of Merrells that i had bought in Tucson on my last visit with Travelling Companion. The visit that I really wasn't prepared for and had to clomp about the Grand Canyon in high heeled boots...... Actually at least I looked fabulous!

The mountain already.

It was hot and I was prepared. i climbed slowly and sat atop feeling truly fantastic and free. The landscape is just so so beautiful. Again, like Wales but arid and lots of dusty desrt plains.

I didn't have another one of those ep, those hit you on the head moments. Cept if you don't count the one when I just had to pee.

Wasn't sure about peeing on what is really hallowed ground. I mean would the smell linger? Would I be arrested? Is my DNA traceable in dried urine?

Well thing is when you gotta go you just gotta go. So, being mindful of snakes and other critters I slipped behind a few boulders and peed. Well animals do. And I should imagine, the Indians did. Now I know i'm supposed to say Native Americans but it just sounds so prissy and up yer bum. This right on politic stuff is going too far. I was there burning my bra for the emancipation for all. but I feel saying Indian isn't disrespectful. They call their annual general meetings the Indian Tribe Nations, or something like that.

Oh dear pissed and not really being able to say what I mean.

At least I have a valid excuse Rosie O'Donnell. Just get over yourself. Either you're a very bitter woman or you just want ratings. If it's all about ratings then do try and find something original my dear. The GAY card is so last decade.........

Right off to find the Airforce men......

If you're my Daddy reading this I'm off to bed to watch TV all on my own!!

If yer happy and you know it.....

Dear UK

hic....I'm squiffy....hic

I'm staying in a room that has one of those keys to the top floor with complimentary breakfasts and evening drinks and canapes. Well forget canapes, I have stuffed my face and feel I've eaten a meal, you know the Americans and their portions (oops sorry, going a bit ooo err Matron then thinking about the Airforce...). Now what was I saying, oh yes portions. Oops sorry went off again....

Anyway the food they had described as canapes was anything but. It was a feast of a buffet. I'm completely full and will not need an evening meal. Oh and mor to the point I'd better go and lie down cos the free drinks are a killer as well. I had a beer last night and the lovely lady mixed me a Margharita this evening. Oh boy, the words are appearing blurred even with my glasses on. Bloody hell, I did only have one and didn't finish it all either. Phew.....

Today I climbed a mountain.

No seriously, I did.

I want to let Karen L know that the small rucksack that she dislikes came in very very handy. No doubt what it was really meant for eh??! Thank you Bianca, in fact I do believe that's why you bought it for me.

Anyway move on move on. God I'm drunk. Can't see the keyboard now. Oh no that's because I haven't got my glasses on.

Okay, back to the mountain.

It was huge. It was the same mountain I had my epihany, no hang on, my ephany, blast, ephiphany, oh bugger. Epifany. Oh sod it you know what I mean, one of those life shattering moments of clarity when everything falls into place and you know your purpose. That sort of moment.

Anyway back to the mountain....

It was 80degrees in Tucson today and I think you'll find it was a whole lot hotter up there amongst the cactus and clouds. Hang on, isn't more than one cactus a cacti? Is a group of cactus, cacti? Can I call several cactus a group? Oh bother and darnation, i don't know.

So, back on the mountain....

It was hot, very hot. But I took 2 bottles of water, a banana and an opened bag of crisps from yesterday's lunch at Beyond Bread. OH it was just yummy, just as good as I had remembered. Beyond Bread, not the opened bag of crisps.

So I took a steep climb, in my shorts, sunglasses so no one would recognise me, and my rucksack. My suitable footwear was a pair of Merrells that i had bought in Tucson on my last visit with Travelling Companion. The visit that I really wasn't prepared for and had to clomp about the Grand Canyon in high heeled boots...... Actually at least I looked fabulous!

The mountain already.

It was hot and I was prepared. i climbed slowly and sat atop feeling truly fantastic and free. The landscape is just so so beautiful. Again, like Wales but arid and lots of dusty desrt plains.

I didn't have another one of those ep, those hit you on the head moments. Cept if you don't count the one when I just had to pee.

Wasn't sure about peeing on what is really hallowed ground. I mean would the smell linger? Would I be arrested? Is my DNA traceable in dried urine?

Well thing is when you gotta go you just gotta go. So, being mindful of snakes and other critters I slipped behind a few boulders and peed. Well animals do. And I should imagine, the Indians did. Now I know i'm supposed to say Native Americans but it just sounds so prissy and up yer bum. This right on politic stuff is going too far. I was there burning my bra for the emancipation for all. but I feel saying Indian isn't disrespectful. They call their annual general meetings the Indian Tribe Nations, or something like that.

Oh dear pissed and not really being able to say what I mean.

At least I have a valid excuse Rosie O'Donnell. Just get over yourself. Either you're a very bitter woman or you just want ratings. If it's all about ratings then do try and find something original my dear. The GAY card is so last decade.........

Right off to find the Airforce men......

If you're my Daddy reading this I'm off to bed to watch TV all on my own!!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Air Force One

Dear UK
I'm in love..............


I am in my beloved Tucson and I have had a smile on my face all day. The landscape is soooo amazing here, mountainous and arid. I must have lived here in one of my gorgeous little past lives darlings.

Oh and not forgetting, at the hotel a veritable pack of air forcemen are staying til March. OMIGOD! The receptionist said that should make me feel additionally secure.....I looked around and thought mmmm, yes I do but not so sure they are from me.......

Do you think they realise how gorgeous they are? As I came back from shopping (yes I found a Mall) laden with bags a group hurried up behind me and insisted they help me into the lobby. I could barely muster a 'yes', my jaw had crashed to the floor with a resounding thud. What made it worse, or better, was that they'd been out on some sort of training and were in little tight vest things and combats, all sweaty bulging muscles.....oh God I can hardly type it without gasping for air.......

I have initially booked in til saturday morning as I want to try and get up to California, and to see Simon B there. He has PG Tips waiting for me! The allure of PG Tips doesn't have quite the same pull at the moment.

So this is Tanie in Tucson, passing out, no sorry I mean, signing out........ xxxx

Monday, November 20, 2006

Our daily bread

Dear UK

What a difference a day makes. Thank you for your words of support.

Okay let's play catch up.

After Fort Stocton I travelled up to Artesia and stopped in a Holiday Inn. You know all these rooms are beginning to blur into each other! Had a lovely visit to the Pecos Museum in Pecos, naturally! I'd definitely recommend a visit. Friendly curator lady gave me all sorts of information. I think she just wanted to hear me keep talking actually. All I keep getting in the smaller places is 'I just love the way you speak'. It's actually quite nice. I do hope I make tourists welcome if I have occasion to meet them in the UK.

Anyway they were getting ready for the Christmas season and the theme of the Christmas exhibition this year is Candy. They had made a wonderful windy walkway of candy buttons on the floor and were making lots of enormous candy wrappers to adorn the place with. They were expecting 1200 children to visit by the Christmas break. I hope all 1200 of them find it a magical experience. They have a website which I said I'd visit. I also suggested that they take a picture of the event and post as I was disappointed to miss it.

Oh and I went to see Santa Clause 3 that night. I enjoyed that last 2 films, in fact I saw the first in Arizona, but was disappointed with this one. Still I only paid $4 to see it! I couldn't believe it, I thought he'd said the wrong amount. So I splurged on popcorn. I had a medium box and accepted the offer of 'buda' gratefully. Oh yuck was that a mistake. It was foul. Liquid butter on popcorn, what was I thinking....... I couldn't eat it, not a bit.

Yesterday I found myself in Roswell. (Cue spooky music) It was fun actually. I visited the Roswell Center of Research or something like that. It was very interesting. Made me think. I'd never really thought about it either way but walking round I did think. Hoax, was my first thought. Then I thought, very elaborate. Then I thought, if these offical documents are true then, woah. Then I thought, what fun. Then I thought, why in all the places in all the world does an alien have to land in America in 1947???

As I drove out along the New Mexico desert I thought how easily it would be to cover up stuff there. And how easily it would be to trial all sorts of new crafts. As I got excited by the changing landscape to mountainous desert I got lost in thinking about aliens, when I bought myself back to earth I was on the Billy The Kid Historic Trail.........

You can see how easy it would have been to hide out in them thar mountains.

Arrived in Silver City last night. Stayed in a B&B that's also a Spa so today I have indulged my travel weary body.
This morning I sank into the delighyts of a Hot Stone Therapy Massage. Boy I could hardly stand afterwards, heaven. Then I had a few bits waxed, say no more. Then I had a manicure and pedicure. Then I drifted off to sleep in my bed for an hour and a half and now I've finished wandering the streets and have found a delightful Internet Cafe, full of kids mind you but it does have a charming young lad from Norflok, UK serving in his spare time. He's studying Golf, at least I think that's what he said he was doing at University.

Tomorrow it's off to Arizona. I feel a bit like I'm going home. Weird. But I do love Arizona. I would actually make it my home, well only if The Family would join me often.

Still have much to catch up on but will have to leave that for another day.

Oh yeah, spent an hour in Walmarts last night. Had to buy some salad and fruit, getting desperate. Stood in a very long queue and got chatting, as you do, by the time it was my turn on the conveyorbelt we had a fair sized group of people telling all the places I should visit, places I should avoid, food I should try etc.

Thank you America for making me feel so welcome! xx

Saturday, November 18, 2006

another day another dollar

Dear UK
Very tired and have booked into a hotel in Fort Stockton. All the rooms now look the same.......

Spent morning, and most of day, sorting out T Blinking Mobile.....grrrr

Where to go tomorrow? Big Bend or Roswell. Too tired to think, need to go and eat.
Feeling lonely today, crave some familiar faces

speak later alligator xxx

Thursday, November 16, 2006

short and sweet

Howdi pardna

It sure is warm in this here library. Oh and the keyboard and mouse are really really slimey......

Under pressure today, mobile is no longer allowing me to make or receive calls and texts. Tricky trying to sort it as the American T Mobile says as my contract is UK based they can't do anything. So why have an American voice telling me to call 611 if they won't help??!

I need to call my bank to make sure that the funds I've transfered are there so that I can transfer them to my credit card. Rather urgent as I might not be able to pay the hotel bill tomorrow morning.......gulp!

Oh I just love flying by the seat of my pants.......

The same said pants that are now very nicely washed, courtesy of the hotel's laundry room. Mostly my unmentionables have been washed in a hotels handbasin with the courtesy shampoo. Well they're clean, and dried on the back seat of the car, or in the boot, depending on the drive that day.

Saw The Alamo today. Found the Post Office building far more exciting. But I was shocked at how many English men were named as Heros. And several Scots, a few Irish, one Dane and a German. Not a single Welsh boy among them.......

Oh dear gotta go, speak soon when conditions are right then will catch up. xxx

Sw'ellen & JR

Dear UK

Went out and tried a Texan steak last night.....oh and a Texan cowboy.

Well actually he is a plastic surgeon but he might as well be a blinking cowboy!

Had a fabulous glass of Merlot for Margo

Gotts fly, tell all later xxxxx

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

yoo hoo

Yee ha, I've arrived in the home of the Cowboy.......


Drove to San Antonio and have booked into a hotel on the river. Too tired to appreciate it at the mo, but will be staying put for a few days. Well at least 2!

I lurve the way they say my name........

Now I must tell you about the Plantation Day....well tomorrow, very tired. Ooooh and the meal last night.... Ooooh I really am fed up of fish things now; please no more alligator, crayfish whatever....xxxx

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Mission Impossible

Dear UK

Have just driven into Lafayette, on the recommendation of Barry Yeoman. Barry is a writer that was staying in the same B&B as me in New Orleans. But hey, I've skipped a bit....

Florida all now seems months ago, funny how travelling does that to you. Anyway back to Interstate 10 (motorway). I drove through Alabama, only stopping briefly at the Tourist Info place, wandered around to stretch my legs and drove on to Missisippi. Had to fill up with gas (petrol) and saw a working port exit. Seemed like a good idea.

Now I still have ingrained in me much of my Father's Teachings and one such little pearl is to go off the beaten track, to seek out the natives, to drive down a fabulous looking drive and say 'sorry I'm lost' if approached. With this in mind I fearlessly travel to corners of the globe as a modern day frontiersman....or, nosey parker depending on your slant...... Anyway, back to the sea port. So here I am squished in between huge gigantic lorries on route to the dockside. Too late to turn off now even if I wanted to. Another of Father's Teachings; don't look like a tourist. So I muster a very casual pose, pretend to chew gum (I think I did buy some at a gas station) and hope that the effect is that I am picking up my partner at the dock. As I get closer I am in awe, the flat swampy lands I have been in now suddenly end and the important working edge of the Missisippi unfolds. I pull over and get out of the car, look around and get my camera out. From nowhere 2 big burly men stride towards me, the huge black man shouting, 'hey, wha ya doin?' (or words to that effect). I wasn't convinced a 'sorry I'm lost' would work in this scenario so with my heart pounding, I bloted to the car and literally squealed the car out of there without looking back.

Back on I 10 I calmed down, giggled, rejoiced I had my trainers on and thought the blokes were probably thinking 'stupid little idiot'!!!

After that I sojourned into Lousianna and drifted into New Orleans.

I'm going to try and keep this bit short, well shortish. I hadn't been to New Orleans before and was a little unsure of what to expect post Katrina. AS I pulled in, even from I 10 you can start to see the devastation. It just goes on and on, literally. I have never seen anything like it. And neither had America which is why they are still struggling to sort it all out. I did a wrong turn and ended up in an area that the tourist center had said to avoid, so when I realised that I was the only white face around it did spook me. I found the B&B that I'd wanted to stay in; just outside the French Quarter. The houses around it were all battered and bruised and I wasn't sure if I was doing the right thing by staying there, they had keys, locks and gates everywhere. That night I was really tired and stayed in. I met Barry who was checking out that night, he'd been there a week doing a follow up artical on people Post Katrina for a National magazine.

In the morning I had a wonderful breakfast, met other guests and took a cab ride into the French Quarter as advised. Well what a difference the day makes. I realised that the tourist person had scared me more than I needed to be, if you see what I mean. I ventured out to Bourbon Street, naturally. Sampled a Bourbon, yuk, won't have that again, definitely not my cup of tea. Wandered the back streets, in and out of shops, museums and even into a White Elephant Fete. Life was buzzing.

One thing I did do was an organised Tour. It was called the Post Katrina Tour. As well as the French Quarter we saw and understood how the aftermath of Katrina had wiped out the City. I found the whole thing disturbing. I was struggling with wanting to see and feeling like a vulture. Not so my seated neighbour who was driving me to distraction when she pushed herself over me and clicked her ancient camera yet again saying, 'hey that's a good one'. I couldn't speak!

I sort of knew what she meant, we were all taking pictures of the 'sights' and they were steadily getting more and more horrifying. The 9th Ward was hit, in my opinion, the worst. Not only did they not expect any damage, after all they lived far away from the river etc, many of them had their homes wiped away by the aftermath and then filled with oil from the burst refinery. And you know the thing that gets me in all of this, people are still arguing how to resolve much of it.

I'm afraid the Levees caused much of the problem, they weren't built as per the plans and I don't think they should be there anyway. You shouldn't fight Nature and expect no payback. The Missisippi has been winding and changing direction for all time what do you expect if you try and contain it?

But the scale is so huge, it really is, it touches wealthy white folk and poor people of colour alike. Everyone in New Orleans has been affected by this, I mean everyone.

They are now rebuilding sections but it does all come down to money and influence.

You have your Oprah, Brad Pitt and other 'celebrity' villages. And I'm not sure how I feel about that yet. I do intend to return on my way back, it's just a lot to take in.

I would end that bit by saying, I did see lots of positive things and my overiding memory was that the place looked like a SciFi film set but the camaraderie and hope of the New Orleans folk was humbling and satisfying.


Now yesterday was, Day of the Plantation. I visited many, understood the difference between a Creole and American Plantation and finally spent the night at an American Plantation. It was great. Well parts of it were. Will catch up with that later. Must get out and see Downtown, see ya........xxxxx

Donald Trump

Please please, Mr Donald Trump, change your advisors before you age one more day.
Why would you think that 'hairstyle' and colour looks good, or in fact normal?
Get rid of those idots, don't you know that the world is laughing at you?
No serious person will be able to trust your judgement, simple as.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

The bridges of Madison County....

....went by

Dear UK
Hurrah, I'm here again.......

They let me in. Actually there was a young hip English black dude in front of me at the Immigration Control and just when I thought I was about to pass out with all the mucus swirling around in my head, a big burly uniformed man escorted him away from the counter and into a big glass fronted room where he was seated next to his mate. For some reason I was stressing that they would give me a hard time about coming back into the country and was convinced it was to be me in that room.

Honestly I actually felt sorry for the 2 idiot boys, they were less prepared than I was. Strutting their stuff, never a good thing with humourless officials, I always find babbling humilty works a treat.......

The flight was far better than I could hope and I was ensconced in my hire car without delay. Fleeing Miami I went straight to Melbourne Beach again, spent lovely night there and am now in Tallahassee. Yep I like it and won't be heading for the bridge this trip..........

I'll catch up with all the news tomorrow as for tonight I'm off to the bar to see what and who I can find. Nah only kidding! I'm full of thick green phlegm and can't face talking to anyone tonight, just want my bed and television.......

Interesting little fact: did you know that Tallahassee is the Capitol of Florida? No I didn't know that and I'm sure there may be one or 2 of you who didn't either, you can't all be clever so and so's.........

Despite my cold I'm glad I'm back and so excited now I've got to Interstate 10, just heading West.

Drat, just looked at my nails under the bright light and my nail polish is all chipped and that means a trip to CVS. Ah hang it, who cares............

xxxxxx

Who sang that song about jumping off the Tallahassee Bridge? What's the song called. 50c to the first person who tells me.......

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

sniffle

Dear UK

Flight tomorrow, thank goodness, back to some warmth. 'Cept I'm going to miss that Boy. His birthday was a great day, think he was completely overwhelmed and shattered by the end. Present opening literally took all day and night, their flat looks like a store room in Hamleys!

The Boy definitely missed me and it will be a wrench to leave him today, I hope that my new all singing all dancing phone will compensate in some way. I'd better be able to do the 3G thing in the US.

The birthday wiped me out, not to mention the cake and champagne, I did have The Boy's portion as well...... Thing is I have come down with a ghastly cold, sore throat, swollen gland thing, ooooh I feel just awful and, to be honest, the thought of getting on a plane makes me sweat even more. That is if they'll alllow me on the plane, blimey are there restrictions, I never thought to ask. Blast. I could be left standing at Heathrow.

Well we'll see then, we'll see where I get tomorrow.

Can't think of anything worse, cattle class with a bad cold..............ooooooooohhhhh

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Surprise surprise.....

Hi UK
Still around, tied up, well not literally, will talk soon.
Have some pictures at last, have spent the last 4 flipping hours trying in vain to upload them, can't work out why it won't happen. Grrrrr

Could be the jet lag.

Jet lag I hear you say?

Yes, jet lag....cos I'm back in the UK!!!! Really!

I am here to surprise The Boy for his first birthday, couldn't really miss that event now could I?? Flying back to the US on 8 Nov. Feel like this is a holiday here in Leatherhead, Surrey right now.

Spent the day with The Boy today, oh have I missed him. And how he'd grown! So big and doing so much. Different mannerisms, wobbly walking, lots more teeth and hair. And its only been a few weeks. What's it going to be like for the 2nd leg of this journey.

By the way, remember, I have no car, not going to hire one, too much money that I could spend on the 2nd leg, so if you want to see me, then you'll have to come to me!!