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I know it's been a while.....
Been working
Up in Yorkshire. Ilkley to be exact. Beautiful place, really scenic. Makes me miss Wales.....
Usual thing though, work in one indoor place all day, drive to hotel, eat, go to bed, get up and start all over again. This is the 8th night and I'm soooo ready to go home to my bed.
All my work colleagues (and work bitches) have gone home and tonight I relished a night on my own. I decided to eat in the hotel restaurant.
Oh was that a bad idea.....
Only 2 tables. Me and a table of 4. A man, woman and 2 teenage girls.
The 2 young gawky barmen doubling up as waiters put our tables next to each other. Clearly thinking less hassle for clearing up. I wasn't too bothered as i'd already determined that I would scoff my food and go up to my room, catch a bit of television and relish a long soak in the chipped avocado green bath.....
I ate and finished my spicy melon balls with lone fanned strawberry as they were seated. They were brought their starters.
I looked around in a panic.
What on earth was that noise?
The kitchen was the other end of the room
Weird
I glanced around me as I sipped my Campari and long life orange....
OMIGOD
NO
PLEEEEASE NOOOOOO
Close your bloody mouths, the food will fall out
The party of 4 scoffed, slurped, squelched, chomped and talked quietly. All with open mouths.
I can take many things.
Just ask my violent ex druggie and alcoholic boyfriend Martin L. Ah yes. No. He's dead.
Could ask my violent, epileptic, anti social, gay ex husband. Mmmm, probably won't open the door to answer questions.
Guess you could try my ex partner, the one who ran off with another woman and took all the money, houses and cars leaving me homeless, penniless and not even a bicycle. Oh no, he never left a forwarding address.....
So how come this group, on their best behaviour as Mum was bringing daughters on first holiday with new boyfriend, thought eating like that was okay??
Or am I going mad??
Seriously
Where did she find a slurping noisy squelching eating boyfriend that fitted in so well with her and her girls?? This is most definitely a case of 'similar interests' on the dating web site questionnaire.....
Where is that web site??
I want one!
I want a boyfriend that matches me so well
Just where does one start??????
Been working
Up in Yorkshire. Ilkley to be exact. Beautiful place, really scenic. Makes me miss Wales.....
Usual thing though, work in one indoor place all day, drive to hotel, eat, go to bed, get up and start all over again. This is the 8th night and I'm soooo ready to go home to my bed.
All my work colleagues (and work bitches) have gone home and tonight I relished a night on my own. I decided to eat in the hotel restaurant.
Oh was that a bad idea.....
Only 2 tables. Me and a table of 4. A man, woman and 2 teenage girls.
The 2 young gawky barmen doubling up as waiters put our tables next to each other. Clearly thinking less hassle for clearing up. I wasn't too bothered as i'd already determined that I would scoff my food and go up to my room, catch a bit of television and relish a long soak in the chipped avocado green bath.....
I ate and finished my spicy melon balls with lone fanned strawberry as they were seated. They were brought their starters.
I looked around in a panic.
What on earth was that noise?
The kitchen was the other end of the room
Weird
I glanced around me as I sipped my Campari and long life orange....
OMIGOD
NO
PLEEEEASE NOOOOOO
Close your bloody mouths, the food will fall out
The party of 4 scoffed, slurped, squelched, chomped and talked quietly. All with open mouths.
I can take many things.
Just ask my violent ex druggie and alcoholic boyfriend Martin L. Ah yes. No. He's dead.
Could ask my violent, epileptic, anti social, gay ex husband. Mmmm, probably won't open the door to answer questions.
Guess you could try my ex partner, the one who ran off with another woman and took all the money, houses and cars leaving me homeless, penniless and not even a bicycle. Oh no, he never left a forwarding address.....
So how come this group, on their best behaviour as Mum was bringing daughters on first holiday with new boyfriend, thought eating like that was okay??
Or am I going mad??
Seriously
Where did she find a slurping noisy squelching eating boyfriend that fitted in so well with her and her girls?? This is most definitely a case of 'similar interests' on the dating web site questionnaire.....
Where is that web site??
I want one!
I want a boyfriend that matches me so well
Just where does one start??????
7 Comments:
At 4:50 pm, AngelConradie said…
oh i am so with you... thats one of the things i can NOT stand!
At 3:08 am, Muhd Imran said…
Oooh, you guess is as good as mine.
Noisy eater eh? One of my pet peeves too.
I laughed at the previous partners you had... It is heartening that you are strong person and able to put the past behind.
Have a good rest and a wonderful week ahead.
At 11:34 am, captain corky said…
"The party of 4 scoffed, slurped, squelched, chomped and talked quietly. All with open mouths."
Too bad it didn't get videotaped. I'd like to see their work.
At 5:55 am, whimsical brainpan said…
*shudders*
I am so sorry you had to endure that.
I met my last boyfriend on Match.com and the guy I'm seeing now through blogging (but you know that). I don't get out much and think computers are invaluable as far as a social life goes.
I hope that doesn't sound as pathetic as it reads.
At 6:27 pm, Pink Icing said…
Angel - manners are sooo important eh??
Imran - their oblivion to the noise was truly amazing! Yep those pesky partners, one day I'll write a post about 'em all. Yeah what doesn't kill you makes you stronger I'm told......
Captain C - oh yeah, what a waste, now that video would have been good.
Whim - phew you're back!! Gotta get over to your place to see how it went.... I sometimes shudder at the thought of getting to the dating stage. Many I time I bemoan to my daughter, 'oh darling must I??'
At 11:18 pm, A said…
Ugh. I think it could probably be worse. Maybe. One time I was at a Chinese buffet with friends when the waiter seated 3 grown individuals smelling oooohhhh, sooo strongly, of cow manure and other farmy smells right next to us. RIGHT. NEXT. TO. US! Clueless!
A
At 7:48 pm, Crashdummie said…
euwww gross!
But if u find the adress, dont forget your sistahs in need and make sure to forward the adress ;)
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