Queue jumpers

Discovered a way to queue jump.

Stand in the queue with track suit bottoms over pyjamas as long as pj's are exposed, unbrushed bed hair and cough a few times. Making sure you put your hand up to your mouth. Then put sole intended purchase of Lemsip on floor and blow nose in an attempt to capture fleeing fluids. Watch the people dive out of the way with sudden realisations of additional forgotton purchases.

Do you know it works really really well if you are standing behind a woman wearing a polo neck...........