The Good, the Bad & the Ego
Good Morning America
What a fine day you have here.......
Dear UK, sorry to hear the weather is crap, the news is bad..........
So here I am, bursting at the seams (literally) to face the day. Yesterday I did a bit more shopping, mostly for The Boy. Walked, minimally. Ate, 4 times. Not real meals you understand but I'll document it nevertheless.
Nov 30
Breakfast:
1 small bowl Cheerios + milk
Large cup of watermelon slices and 3 blackberries
1 glass of orange juice
1 cup coffee, all courtesy of hotel
Lunch: half of beef & horseradish sandwich from Beyond Bread (couldn't eat the other half, too much) ((gave away the side of chips - crisps in UK - not a fan generally and certainly had no room))
1 bottle water
Nibbles: 1 bottle water and 1 small bag popcorn in cinema, no butter......
Then later 2 mini bean Burritos, 1 small cup of fresh pineapple & watermelon pieces, 3 carrot sticks and 4 Saltenes and a Shirley Temple, courtesy of Hotel evening canape session
Hardly setting the world or my taste buds alight....so why oh bloody why am I sooooo fat????????
I saw the latest Will Farrel film yesterday. Can't remember the name. Yeah, that good......Has Dustin Hoffman, Emma Thompson and Sally Gyhlaaalllllkkkkyllll...... You know, Jake Gyhlllllaalll...., from Broke Back Mountain, his sister. What IS that name?!
I thought is was going to be a comedy. Didn't spend much time holding my sides. Recommend you only watch it on the tele or a free Internet download (sorry movie industry, you do it to yourselves)
Who on earth was the director? Is he a novice? All the performances were individual deliveries, no one worked with each other. Big egos the problem? And what in God's name has happened to Dustin Hoffman?! Direct the man! He has got the same syndrome as Al Pacino. They are has beens, clearly. His kooky character didn't work. It wasn't kooky. You just come across as a nutter and unmanageable, ever heard of subtle?! I'm afraid I'd have to whack that huge ego with a stick and try and get the actor out or fire your sorry ass.......
And I'm afraid Wil, stop smiling with your eyes! And for goodness sake Emma, what were you thinking? Work with your colleagues and just lighten up then your performance could have been okay. Poor old Queen Latifa just seemed to spend the entire time with a look of incredulity and an 'i've got better places to be' look on her face that really said it all.......
So errrm, thought I'd try for Deck The Halls again today!
What a fine day you have here.......
Dear UK, sorry to hear the weather is crap, the news is bad..........
So here I am, bursting at the seams (literally) to face the day. Yesterday I did a bit more shopping, mostly for The Boy. Walked, minimally. Ate, 4 times. Not real meals you understand but I'll document it nevertheless.
Nov 30
Breakfast:
1 small bowl Cheerios + milk
Large cup of watermelon slices and 3 blackberries
1 glass of orange juice
1 cup coffee, all courtesy of hotel
Lunch: half of beef & horseradish sandwich from Beyond Bread (couldn't eat the other half, too much) ((gave away the side of chips - crisps in UK - not a fan generally and certainly had no room))
1 bottle water
Nibbles: 1 bottle water and 1 small bag popcorn in cinema, no butter......
Then later 2 mini bean Burritos, 1 small cup of fresh pineapple & watermelon pieces, 3 carrot sticks and 4 Saltenes and a Shirley Temple, courtesy of Hotel evening canape session
Hardly setting the world or my taste buds alight....so why oh bloody why am I sooooo fat????????
(yes, I do know really so any clever dick better watch his mouth.....)
I saw the latest Will Farrel film yesterday. Can't remember the name. Yeah, that good......Has Dustin Hoffman, Emma Thompson and Sally Gyhlaaalllllkkkkyllll...... You know, Jake Gyhlllllaalll...., from Broke Back Mountain, his sister. What IS that name?!
I thought is was going to be a comedy. Didn't spend much time holding my sides. Recommend you only watch it on the tele or a free Internet download (sorry movie industry, you do it to yourselves)
Who on earth was the director? Is he a novice? All the performances were individual deliveries, no one worked with each other. Big egos the problem? And what in God's name has happened to Dustin Hoffman?! Direct the man! He has got the same syndrome as Al Pacino. They are has beens, clearly. His kooky character didn't work. It wasn't kooky. You just come across as a nutter and unmanageable, ever heard of subtle?! I'm afraid I'd have to whack that huge ego with a stick and try and get the actor out or fire your sorry ass.......
And I'm afraid Wil, stop smiling with your eyes! And for goodness sake Emma, what were you thinking? Work with your colleagues and just lighten up then your performance could have been okay. Poor old Queen Latifa just seemed to spend the entire time with a look of incredulity and an 'i've got better places to be' look on her face that really said it all.......
So errrm, thought I'd try for Deck The Halls again today!
posted by Pink Icing @ 5:04 pm
5 Comments:
At 12:14 am,
Anonymous said…
Try to avoid the petrol stations that advertise EATS! It usually means the owner's woman was left a frying pan by an uncle. Often there is a large sign saying "EAT HERE & GET GAS".
At 2:56 pm,
Anonymous said…
Hiya Tan - well where we are the weather is fab as well - sorry UK. Jamaica is hot and sultry. We have decided though that there is no such thing a calories in Jamaica so if any weight is put on during our time here it must be because of airline food! Catch y'all later sweetcakes - love M&C xxxx
At 4:14 pm,
Pink Icing said…
CJ - Thank goodness your back! Yee ha, heat in Jamaica... Yep I've heard that about airline food as well. Be creful though co if you're away more than 4 days it really starts to affect your weight!
At 2:28 pm,
Anonymous said…
Back in the UK now and do you know what we seem to have acquired extra tyres round our middles. You weren't taking the eating seriously. In 4 days we had moved to breakfast - fruit with yoghurt, water and orange juice (good so far). midday - Nachos (they are delicious over there - much thinner than ours) covered with cheese sauce. 1.30pm - lunch - usually salad (sounds OK) with Caesar salad dressing (oops just went downhill), 5pm - jerk chicken and fries - this was amazing. Finally 8pm dinner with al sorts of wonderful treats - and I wonder why I didn't lose weight - thank God we were only there a week!
At 7:29 am,
Pink Icing said…
But CJ someone had to do it.....and by the sound of it...you needed to do it
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